Funny Cats Who Do Not Care About Your Feelings


Reddit @WolfAkela
Reddit @WolfAkela

25. The painter

Your projects mean nothing to your feline friend.

Reddit @TatumStrangely1
Reddit @TatumStrangely1

24. Pastry for one

If you show any interest in something, they will find a way to ruin it.

Reddit @WavyGlass
Reddit @WavyGlass

23. Weird perch spots

Just don’t bother questioning why they’re comfortable in certain spots. We may never understand.

Reddit @TheNMP
Reddit @TheNMP

22. Teasing

Taunting and teasing is how they get their kicks.

Reddit @TheNutsCracker
Reddit @TheNutsCracker

21. Cozy and comfy (maybe?)

If they fit, they sit. It’s commonly understood, so put a lid on any and all Tupperware.

Reddit @lalalanny
Reddit @lalalanny

20. Kiss or bite?

Most cats don’t want to be held. They’ll let you know when you’ve crossed the line.

Reddit @OutOfAbyss
Reddit @OutOfAbyss

19. Anywhere, anytime

Again, your projects and plans mean little if not nothing to them. Good luck on game night.

Reddit @FabioInMyBed
Reddit @FabioInMyBed

18. Anything is a toy

Doors, chairs, blankets—you name it. If they can dangle, they’re coming to play.

Reddit @Enter_Text_Here
Reddit @Enter_Text_Here

17. No fun

If it brings you joy, they’ll find a way to destroy it.

Twitter @jenny_stevens
Twitter @jenny_stevens

16. Territorial

If they like it, it’s theirs. That’s a rule they make and you just have to follow.

Twitter @GavinFree
Twitter @GavinFree

15. Forget your plans

If it can be ruined, they’ll find a way to make it happen.

Reddit @XratedTherapistRehab
Reddit @XratedTherapistRehab

14. Plants aren’t safe, either

Forget nice potted herbs. And forget thinking that they’re safe on the floor. What goes up must come down for cats, and what is already down can always go down further.

Reddit @UrbanFarmHouse
Reddit @UrbanFarmHouse

13. Sharing is caring

But cats really just take, so it’s probably not the same thing as caring.

Reddit @Olofstrom
Reddit @Olofstrom

12. But they won’t share with you

P.s. they aren’t the biggest fans of dogs, either.

Reddit @nevergreene
Reddit @nevergreene

11. Toys = whatever they shouldn’t play with

Forget those cute little cat-nip toy mice. Just give them a toilet paper cardboard roll. It’s cheaper.

Twitter @leetabix
Twitter @leetabix

10. Cat beds are for dogs

Sleeping is done wherever and whenever they feel like it. Even in the kitchen.

Reddit @Boxedwinetime
Reddit @Boxedwinetime

9. Lamps are destroyed from now on

If it’s in the way, it’s coming down. Or it’s coming down because they just feel like it, they don’t ever need a reason.

Twitter @SmithsonianMag
Twitter @SmithsonianMag

8. At least they’re consistent

It’s been noted that cats have been a**holes for centuries now.

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7. Litter boxes need ideal spots

I.e., don’t put it in your bathroom where clean items are supposed to be.

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6. There’s no shame in their game

This one is proud of his domestic violence record. Look at the sass in that tiny little foot.

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5. No sense of privacy

But it’s not like you can close the door, otherwise they’ll howl and scratch until you’re ready to let them run into the woods and never come back.

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4. They’re the reasons for security deposits

Like this guy, who just couldn’t sit on his butt like a normal animal.

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3. No more bathroom privacy

And you won’t have access to the things you need, either, like your toilet paper.

Instagram @aniistoll
Instagram @aniistoll

2. Laundry is also a cat’s bed

Remember: what’s yours is theirs and what’s theirs is theirs.

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imgur

1. Finally, never underestimate their calculating and manipulative nature


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